If the movie Office Space was real, this would be their job app:

WANTED:

Some general agency that doesn't really matter anyway is seeking someone who will fill another banal cubicle. The ideal candidate will have 10-plus years of experience of not really doing anything, as well as possessing a real "fire in their belly" which really translates into someone who has no problem adding inches to their mid-section due to hours of sitting on your ass, then this is the position for you!

Tasks of the position will include, but are not limited to, slow-but- steady insanity by means of checking your office invoices 239,983 times a day, dealing with a bunch of burerocratic agencies that won't call you back anyway, as well as making copius cups of coffee for everyone else to drink. Now, I know you specialized in coffeee brewing in college, so if you minored in the art of the filter change then please send us your resume!

Of course, like every other job on the planet, we expect you to have excellent communication skills, duh! These will come in real handy when you have to use your words and become a master linguist to defend yourself when you didn't file your TPS reports on time. You also have to know a shit load about Microsoft Excel just cuz it's so badass.

If the above specs sound like your dream job, please send us your resume to Brainisnevergonnareadit.org, and don't forget to post your salary requirements in your cover letter. Due to a recent recession in the economy, we cannot actually afford to pay you in US dollars. We hope you speak fluent Spanish, because pesos are the way to go!

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Bitter much? Me, nah. I just am looking forward to a vaca.
Leaving for California in 4 days= one very happy Stefania.

online stalking....the mistake that makes you feel stupid time and time again

word of advice: don't do it.
It's not cool.
Especially when you run into that person in the work sphere.
yikes.


The end.